Childhood stories are always welcomed with open arms specifically those with a tenacity to outlast time. This one does, one of my own. So I tried to match it up with a verse from a novel I dearly love.
With lives being much busier now that we had entered sixth grade, we usually ate lunch quietly and quickly. But today was different, us three, the three of us wanted enjoy the fading foliage and cooling weather; we wanted to eat outside. The three of us decided this but of course, being 12 year-old girls, myself and Aisha* fought over the position of being the one to sit in the middle. This position most coveted amongst us because both friend’s stories could be heard equally. And therefore this was of course the best spot.
Regardless, Aisha and I thought it through and argued that this time it should be Sara’s* turn because she had not partaken in the war of words and abstained with such dignity. The queen of good behaviour. ‘You should sit!’ we exclaimed. We found a picnic table to hold our appetites, and so we sat. We spoke about the geometry homework and then a few minutes later…Polp!
We all looked up to see a large seagull incline further into the blue skies. On Sara’s hijab there was a good size bird doo-doo, white and thick.
We all laughed and couldn’t help but stare with the wide eyes. Needless to say, no one fought over the middle position after that.
*Real names were not used, in love for these two, who I still know and love more than I did in the 6th grade.


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October 18, 2008 at 5:03 pm
adnan.
hahaha! hilarious.
bird poo-poo stories are always, always so much fun.
October 19, 2008 at 8:12 pm
iffat
=)
it was grayish white, btw.
October 20, 2008 at 11:38 pm
a fan
the best part for us used to be the giggling during class hours, when we take turns to bend down the desk and laugh our hearts out, to avoid being caught by the teacher
October 20, 2008 at 11:47 pm
zb
(:
you have the awesomest 2 friends
is this picnic table still around?
October 20, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Geetha
Thank you all…I have decided I will write a whole series of my childhood memories…this will be wonderful. I urge all of you to do the same, please so I may read and also laugh out loud!
October 21, 2008 at 12:02 am
Geetha
iffat you are right, it was grayish white,
October 21, 2008 at 9:56 pm
jaadu hai - slow
[...] post is inspired by Geetha’s posting of one of her childhood stories (one of many to come, hopefully). I really don’t remember too many stories from my childhood. [...]
November 1, 2008 at 10:57 pm
zb
where is this title from?
November 2, 2008 at 9:30 am
Geetha
hmm… however for practical purposes, in this hopelessly practical world…
I cannot say